The Plot to Take Down America: Zhu Zhu Christmas Hamsters AKA "Mister Squiggles" Foster Kamer · 12/06/09 09:30PM You thought the foreign agent that'd attempt to bring down American would be named something more discreet (or cooler) than "Mister Squiggles," didn't you? Hence, the ingenious of it all. Mister Squiggles is here, and he wants to destroy us.