On Wednesday, a Pennsylvania man was charged with indecent exposure, criminal trespass and public drunkenness after police allegedly discovered him drunk and naked in neighbor’s hog barn, WHP-TV reports.

In Brevard County, Fl., a rash of fiendish hogs have been causing so many problems that there is a threat that they may force officials into canceling trick-or-treating because the hogs are threatening to get into the candy supply.

Feral hogs in Texas are screwed. The heavily armed state within a state has declared October "Hog Out Month," and is encouraging people to kill the beasts for destroying farmland, as well as "yards, public parks and golf courses."