In the most stirring show of solidarity with the scribes' cause to date, YouTube's animal superstars have pledged to immediately shut down their viral pipeline of footage of virtuoso cats, X-Game-hopeful canines, and, most critically, hand-holding otters. For the love of God, Nick Counter and the AMPTP, make a reasonable offer before everything that is good and worthwhile about the internet disappears forever. (And don't miss the brief cameo by Carson Daly!)