As his ex-wife continues her campaign to reclaim her good name though online manifestoes that rationalize the neglect of her children and years of generally idiotic behavior with a combination of untreated ADD and a manager with sinister motives, Kevin Federline quite impressively manages to remain laser-focused on his life's goal: forging an independent and enduring show business career entirely built around his multiple non-talents. For example, he cleverly maximized the thousands of hours he clocked behind the velvet ropes of Las Vegas's better drinking establishments by convincing Wilmer Valderrama to collaborate on his sophomore record release. And while his acting career appeared to have stalled after one underwhelming guest appearance on CSI and the Method channeling of a fry cook for a Super Bowl insurance commercial, reports have now surfaced that K-Fed will soon be acting opposite an Academy Award-winner, plus one of Hollywood's most legendary monosyllabic leading men, in a major motion picture: