Yesterday, the good people at Axe, the Cheap Cologne in a Can That Pretends It Can Get You Laid™, invited Federline to trampoline alongside their Axe Angels inside a bouncy castle at the corners of Hollywood and Highland. What organizers did not anticipate, however, was how quickly the contraption would turn into a stifling gas chamber. As the Axe Angels clawed at the vinyl windows and pled for their lives, it fell to a quick-thinking Captain Jack Sparrow working the nearby Chinese Theater sidewalk to slice his way into the contraption, saving them from a certain death choking on the suffocating fumes of Tsunami deodorant bodyspray emanating from Federline's "male hot zones."