Just as we predicted, the 2010 New Year's Eve party glasses are a hideous abomination designed for three-eyed aliens. This year is going to be a disaster. [Image via Nick McGlynn]

In a story that can only be described as made-up-but-not, police have busted a gang in Peru who targeted fat people on "lonely roads," killed them, extracted their fat and sold it, possibly to make anti-wrinkle treatments.