White guys sexting: It's a documented problem that's on the rise in our thirsty, thirsty society. Fortunately, victims have been equipped with the tools to fight back: The lyrics of Smash Mouth's unforgettable 1999 earworm "All-Star."
Hallmark invented a holiday, which means I have to take off early today (But I will be drunkenly seeking refuge here from my Mom's computer room after a few minutes of family time) so I leave you with something I dearly love. From TheLarry SandersShow: "The Egging."