A reporter had to cancel her credit cards after her purse was stolen while she was doing a story about a robbery spree—wait, it gets more ironic— outside a police station.

This footage of KTVU's Heather Holmes' nose unleashing a torrent of snot on her face as she reports on Miley Cyrus' Monday show in Oakland is great for the snot alone. But what makes it a moment of perfect television is that Holmes begins the intro to her report by saying, "People are just now starting to trickle out." And they're not the only ones.