You can't accuse Big Food companies of failing to care about America's health. If Americans die, who will buy all the Cheetos and Kool Aid, for example? That's why Big Food is willing to make minor cosmetic concessions—for you!

In this week's episode of Food Revolution, Jamie Oliver took his inexplicably anti-healthy-eating local DJ nemesis to a mortuary to show the darker side of his town's poor dieting habits, putting a whole new meaning to "morbidly obese."

A lil' birdie spotted the balding Aussie actor Heath Ledger and the delightfully thick then skeletal then halfway normal again starlet Kate Bosworth boarding the same elevator after a Fashion Week event. So circumstantial! But: the lady hasn't been photographed with that male model she was dating—you know, the one who healed her Orlando Bloom broken heart—since early May, though Rush and Molloy did spot them "out and about" two weeks ago. Hmm! How will Heath affect her weight?