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The Exquisite Wit of 'New York Post' Copy Editors, Maybe

Jesse · 09/06/05 05:00PM

The Gulf Coast of Louisiana and Mississippi has, of course, been ransacked by Hurricane Katrina and the aftermath of Katrina. Here in New York, we're heartbroken by that loss, we're incensed at the government that allowed this humanitarian disaster to occur, and we're also reminded of our good fortune — our health, our happiness, and our ability to go outside and enjoy our current, perfect late-summer weather. And so we're sure it was with these conflicting realities and emotions in mind — awareness of the devastion down south, appreciation for the natural beauty here in the north — that a brilliant and nuanced Post headline writer came up with the unquestionably perfect title for a travel-section piece today on foliage-viewing hikes less than two hours from the city: "Walking on Sunshine," which is also the title of the one hit by one-hit wonders Katrina and the Waves. It's perfect synchronicity.

Of Course This Would Be the One Thing They Do Well

Jesse · 08/22/05 07:44AM


If true, going on strike is the first thing — not getting you where you're supposed to go when you're supposed to get there, not getting your suitcase there, too — Northwest has ever had a good plan for. Swell.

'EW' Copy Stained With Jeff Jarvis' Tears

Jessica · 08/19/05 09:40AM


We can't wait to see next week's issue, containing the highly-anticipated essay on Kung-Fu Hustle as a post-post-modern homage to Six Feet Under, plus exciting new changes to the masthead.

Working Too Hard Can Give You a Heart Attack, Ack, Ack, Ack, Ack, Ack

Jesse · 08/18/05 07:49AM

Between the day job and another project we're in the middle of, we worked about a ten-hour day yesterday. Then last night we met an old coworker for a few drinks, which turned into more than a few drinks, which were followed by a few cigarettes, even though we decided last week we weren't buying smokes anymore, because of Peter Jennings, and then a late dinner of bacon cheeseburgers and fries (and, for some reason, a scotch or two) at the Corner Bistro.

NYTimes.com Takes on CNN.com

Jesse · 08/11/05 10:15AM


But can you watch it free? Otherwise we're sticking with CNN for all our weird, misogynistic, fetish porn.

It's News You Can Use

Jesse · 08/10/05 08:45AM

Four Americans were killed in Iraq last night, and another six were wounded. Iran is removing U.N. seals on its reactor and restarting a nuclear program. And the most recent round of talks on North Korea's nukes ended without any progress made.