Congressman Dan Burton today, at the vitally important Congressional hearings on Yankee pitcher Roger Clemens' alleged steroid use, was all, "Damn this trial-by-media thing is so messed up, innocent until proven guilty, everybody point your camera at me as I drone on about the outrageous media circus here." Click to watch the video, in which he comes off entirely like a greasy small-town lawyer who just landed a big case and is trying to act like everything is normal. But our question is, what's up with his teeth? The top row just looks like a porcelain mouthguard in there.