On Monday next week, ostensible populist Ted Cruz, who attended Harvard Law School and is married to a Goldman Sachs executive, will solicit money from a variety of Wall-Streeters at a fundraiser at the Harvard Club in midtown Manhattan. General admission is $1,000.

The Harvard Club, where Harvard alumni gather in the shadow of dead animal heads to control the world, wouldn't let Eliot Spitzer join. But NYPD commissioner Ray Kelly's not only a member—private donors pay all his fees.