So today's Barack Obama's birthday, that is, if you believe the information provided on that fake Hawaiian birth certificate of his. So to commemorate the occasion, Glenn Beck put together a loving tribute to our black, Muslim, communist czar.

Tonight The Daily Beast re-printed an essay George W. Bush wrote ten years ago for P.O.V. magazine to commemorate his father's birthday titled, "The First Son." Just for kicks, we ran it through some of those online writing analyzers.