hanukkah
When Santa Gives You a Pap Smear
Maureen O'Connor · 12/07/09 01:13AMHo ho ho! How can we ruin your Christmas today? I know: a public service campaign that instructs men to purchase pap smears for their special women as holiday gifts.
Hey Jews: Sorry About The Christmas Tree!
Ryan Tate · 12/03/08 06:49AMWhite House War on Hanukkah!
Pareene · 11/26/08 12:13PMCan still-president George W. Bush continue to wow us with asinine mistakes with a mere two months left in his presidency when he's so clearly checked out already? If his upcoming Hanukkah party is any indication, he's still got it! Attached, his invitation to the White House Hanukkah reception, sent to Jewish leaders across the nation. As you can see, the invite shows a Clydesdale delivering the traditional "Hanukkah Tree" to a White House decorated top to bottom in Hanukkah wreaths. Ha ha ha they just don't care.
Emily Gould · 12/07/07 04:30PM
A Holiday By Any Other Name...
krucoff2 · 12/29/05 01:38PMLet's clear up this whole Hanukkah business before more space is wasted in a major daily. (For crissakes, two-year olds are getting drunk on Long Island way before the summer rental season and that shit doesn't report itself!) Helen Kennedy of the NY Daily News tries to wrap her hands around the ball of candle wax that is the sticky mystery of Hanukkah's accepted spelling. Variations offered are: