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Sex criminal Nicolas Cocaign is on trial for beating his prison cellmate, stabbing him with a pair of scissors, cutting him open, popping out a rib, ripping out a lung, and eating it with a side of fried onions.

[Exiting Carnegie Hall, Lady Gaga shields her forehead and jowls with a bedazzled mask. Image via INF.]