The very-funny Michaela Watkins plays the obsessive hand model Ellen Sirot in Funny or Die's latest video. Inside, she details all of the ways she keeps her perfect, pristine hands out of harm's way.

Ellen Sirot is a successful hand model. She is also a crazy person: her hands have not been exposed to sunlight for 15 years. It's for her job, but one wonders how her significant other feels about all of this.