Turns out noted couchsurfer Julian Assange is a bad houseguest even when he isn't allegedly raping his host! Two friends of Allison Silverman—a comedy writer and an executive producer of The Colbert Report—describe the time an ungrateful Assange commandeered their sofa, ate their food, screwed up their computer, wandered around half-naked with a fuck buddy, and overstayed his welcome by several days. [YouTube via @AllisonSilvermn]

You know that guy who shows up to a party and dominates the conversation, talking about wild theories on how to truly live, while everyone laughs awkwardly? That's Tracy Morgan—And last night, Tavis Smiley's show was the party.