The one-man newsletter "The ODP" slipped me this little gotcha:

ConFonz is a cynic — how else to explain his take on this weekend's Maker Faire in San Mateo? Not a mention of all the children running around, sticking their hands in rotating bicycle wheels and playing with fire. But for those who missed the Faire, chew on the Fonz's sour grapes.

Valleywag's conference-going correspondent — or ConFonz, the name he's adopted for protection and lucrative merchandising ops — sends a multi-part report from the SF-hosted Game Marketing Conference. Why does ConFonz always get pushed out by dermatologists or dowagers?

Pardon the stopped-up flow of gossip this morning — technical difficulties as we moved the site from Angelfire to Livejournal. But hey, it's back, it's better than sex ever — and an anony-correspondent does my job with this report on Google goggle-oglers.