As fun as baseball cards were as a kid, reading about a group of grown men hungrily tearing through boxes of sports cards in search of a "hit" is rather bleak.

For years, kids have exploited the fact that adults have no idea how much any earthly object, activity, or concept costs.

Sometimes you have to wonder why kids these days are so fucked up. You know who I blame? I'll tell you: I blame the parents. Where do you think kids learned how to be fucked up? From you, okay? They learned it by watching you.

A survey says women in their 40s are more likely to have sex on a first date than women in their 20s. Adult women, always having intercourse! They're "naughty" and "easy," according to the New York Post. Plus: commenters delight!

Today we looked at some new statistics about butt doing-it. Butt doing-it is very, very popular these days. Naturally you commenters responded with well-reasoned, thoughtful comments about human sexuality and empowerment.

The pre-July 4th weekend brought two soaring successes and a few miserable failures, adding more drama to this rollercoaster summer movie season. Let's take a look at the week before America's birthday.

Constance McMillen, Mississippi teen, recently caused an uproar by wanting to bring her girlfriend, a lesbian, to the prom. Well, after much legal ballyhoo, the school district caved and invited her to prom. Turns out, though, it mighta been fake.