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Fat Fatties Only Exercise Like an Hour a Year, Says Science

Adam Weinstein · 02/21/14 02:25PM

America, you're bulbous. Which is cool, if that's cool with you! The thing is, you're lazy as all get-up, too, and we have data to prove it: Obese women get one hour per year of exercise, and obese men get less than four hours. "They're living their lives from one chair to another," says a judgey researcher.