Only those with the steeliest of stomachs should proceed. What you are about to see is video of a living 2-cm worm crawling beneath the surface of a lady's twitching eyeball, then getting extracted. It was there for six years.

Babs was moaning on The View today about how the New York Times ran a photo of her interviewing Rod Blagojevich without printing her name. Then Sherri Shepherd had to make a vagina joke.

Pete's in a band called Fall Out Boy, Ashlee Simpson is the failed-musician younger sister of a failed musician. They just had a kid named Bronx Mowgli, so Pete went on Howard Stern's radio mess to discuss matters important to all: boffing. Here's what he said!

Proving once and for all that no one should ever, under any circumstances, allow Perez Hilton anywhere near themselves, the suspiciously slimmed-down celebrity blogger was on the Howard Stern radio program this morning giving some dirty dish about musician of sorts John Mayer. Mrs. Hilton revealed that Mayer, who he maybe made out with once, liked to have buttsex with his old girlfriend, ass-slipper Jessica Simpson. Oh, and that he enjoys "water sports." So, ew. It's funny that Hilton didn't mention this on his site, but freely discussed it on the radio. Huh. I guess this also proves that talk radio, against the internet's best efforts, remains our vilest medium.