Today at Gawker.TV, Jessica Simpson admits to not brushing her teeth, The Office teaches us how to be men, Sarah Silverman snorts coke alongside Andy Samberg and invisible friends, and our version of Greenzone starring 30 Rock and David Schwimmer.

Matt Damon's new thriller Greenzone essentially looks like a continuation of the Bourne series, and frankly, it's getting a bit stale. This movie needs David Schwimmer playing a hard-to-kill, environmentally friendly protagonist named Greenzo. Check out the trailer inside.