Is it officially time to retire the suffix "to-the-stars"? All signs point to yes, now that New York's self-proclaimed "Drug Dealer to the Stars" is hunting down members of the press willing to pay for his stories of celebs snorting his stuff. Especially when homeboy's marketing skills include teasing the NY gossips with the least shocking client listing ever: Lindsay Lohan. No. Effing. WAY. At this point, hasn't every single drug dealer from Los Angeles to Laos helped aid LiLo's (alleged) addiction? If this guy wants a payday, at least give us an Olsen, a Baldwin or a Wilson to write about.