Interested in being Donatella Versace's intern for a semester? For a mere $20,000, the job can be yours. And she'll even throw in a t-shirt and a bottle of perfume.

The Row is all about a classic, chic sensibility for women and men, incorporating tailor made techniques to all of our garmets [sic]. We sell to the best botiques[sic]worldwide New York (Barneys), Los Angeles (Maxfield), Paris(Marie Louisa), Tokyo (Isetan, Adelaide, etc.) and others.
This position is part-time (3-4 days a week). This internship requires a 2-3 month commitment. [...]
Compensation: this internship is unpaid, metrocard will be provided.

An appealing "roommate wanted" post that's been up and down on Craiglist—$1200 a month, large room with terrace, near the Grand St. L train—this last week has an unusual "catch." Yeah, just a sex party once or twice a week. Don't be so uptight! Fortunately, your future roommate is both a registered E.M.T. and has a great bio online! It's endlessly fascinating.