Using his security camera, Mark Zarsky, a commercial real estate broker living outside Houston, Texas, captured what he believes to be a process server urinating spitefully in his driveway.

The most exciting part of the USC-UCLA matchup last weekend had nothing to do with the game itself, because it was all about this red sweatsuit-clad granny who got her freak on—repeatedly!—at a pre-game tailgate party. Watch inside.