At age 89, Delores Dennison finally got to go to a high school prom. She missed her own prom, back in the 1940s, because money was tight for her family at the time. But this year, her great-grandson, Austin, asked her to be his date.

A 78-year-old grandmother riding a roller coaster for the first time ended up thoroughly enjoying herself, gleefully laughing her way through the entire minute-long trip.

Just when you think professional ridiculous person Gwyneth Paltrow can't provide more fodder for her haters, she calls her grandmother "a real cunt." Following Chelsea Handler's admission that her grandmother was "a real bitch," Our Lady of Organic Dewdrops lays into old Grandma Muti:

Rifca Stanescu, a Romanian woman who became a grandmother two years ago at the ripe old age of 23, claims to be the world's youngest grandmother. Both she and her daughter had their first children at 12.

According to a recent piece in Wired, the boys at Vice want to be taken seriously. (So much so that they've pretty much run off their badboy editor Gavin McInnis.) Enough with their stories of cocaine usage, tampons in hilarious and unwitting cavities and Ludlow Street depravity! Their latest issue is on Fear. The cover depicts a wolf with a maggot-eaten arm in its mouth! Talk about gravitas!