Sometime minor-league Met and Sex and the City actor Joe Petcka has been charged with a felony count of aggravated cruelty to animals for allegedly brutally beating and killing his girlfriend's orange and white tabby Norman. "The cat bit him, then any injuries to the cat were in response to being bit," claims his lawyer, but per authorities, the attack was motivated by jealousy: the night before, he'd stormed out of Sports Illustrated reporter Lisa Altobelli's apartment after shouting "You love that cat more than you love me." So sad and fucked up. Ms. Altobelli clearly had her priorities straight: Pussies before dicks. Every cat lady knows that.

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