We've seen this before, but someone just re-alerted us, and yet again, we couldn't resist. (Find out what Google thinks of you by typing your name into the "Googlism" box.)
According to Google, Gawker is:
· going to hit your car and blame you for the accident
· a young man
· exploiting
· going to blow you away if you live in new york city

Googlism is a neat little service that searches across the Google index for web descriptions of individuals, and makes a convenient list. Who better to start with, in our occasional series of Google profiles, than Tina Brown? Sure, Google sometimes gets confused with that other Tina Brown, the nutritional therapist and charter fishing captain. But that just adds to the color of a Google portrait. So, according to Google, Tina Brown is the following:
· the junk food of journalism
· wetting her pants
· some leftover makeup on a shelf near the john
· selected to head up the ailing new york knicks
· shaking in her jp gaultier threads as we speak
· taking ads for lunch meat
· a lost figure who can no longer even find her way to the main thoroughfare of her life and career
· a certified nutritional therapist and bioenergetics practitioner
· still the queen of hype
· the best editor in the world