A little earlier this afternoon, striking horror writers within the WGA membership organized their own theme-picket at the Warner Bros. lot, where an exorcism was staged to rid the studio of the "demons of greed" that have thus far prevented them from reaching a fair deal with the Guild. A tipster tells us that the mob invoked a chant of "We Eat Scabs" as holy water was sprinkled on the structure, but we're afraid that no combination of prayer and blessed liquid would be enough to overcome the executive-led, ritualistic sacrifice of helpless assistants taking place just inside the lot's walls, an infernal countermeasure which seems like it would be more than sufficient in repelling the throng's evil-dispelling charms.