Now J.D. Salinger's Toilet Can Be Yours Richard Lawson · 08/17/10 01:15PM Hey phonies! Want a piece of literary history? Well here you go. A toilet from J.D. Salinger's home, that the reclusive author probably pooped in!, is being auctioned off on eBay for $1M. Next up, one hopes: Sylvia Plath's bidet.