golf

Donald Trump Blames Golf for Tiger Woods' Cheating Ways

Richard Lawson · 04/02/10 11:19AM

The pompadour-with-legs counts the scandal-plagued golfer as a good friend, and now defends him, saying "I really think that there's tremendous ­pressure you wouldn't understand from the world of golf." Yes, all that pleasant walking. Plus: balls, holes. Y'know. [NYDN]

Do Not Panic: Golf Retailers Will Be Fine When Tiger Woods Returns

Ravi Somaiya · 03/20/10 08:09PM

We're sure you have been losing sleep over the plight of golf apparel and equipment retailers — what with Tiger Woods gone from the game, they've struggled to sell dull guys with fat asses the same quantities of golfcrap. But fear not! He 'retired' for the down season in golfcrap sales anyway! His probable return at the US Masters in Augusta next month is perfectly timed to boost sales of sweatervests designed to accentuate mantits! [NYT]

Nitwit in Twit Fit

Hamilton Nolan · 03/04/10 03:00PM

In your indecent Thursday media column: golf writers assaulted by Twitter, Pinch Sulzberger has a theory, Barack Obama look suspicious, and the headline of the day.

The Tiger Woods Apology Live Blog

Doree Shafrir · 02/19/10 10:48AM

Are you ready for the Most Important Public Apology By a Famous Golfer Of All Time? It starts at 11 and we'll be streaming and live blogging it.

Don't Blame the Rich, or Golfers, or Rich Golfers

Hamilton Nolan · 02/08/10 03:23PM

The Way We Live Now: Blaming the victim. People, stop! It's crazy! We know you're angry about your unemployment and poverty and endless coupon-clipping. But golf-happy bankers are not the enemy!

Another Giuliani Suffers a Loss

cityfile · 12/02/09 10:09AM

When it comes to golf, Andrew Giuliani is no Tiger Woods, clearly. The son of the former mayor, who has said he plans to pursue a career as a professional golfer (and who appears to have inherited his dad's fashion sense), was bounced out of a competition sponsored by the Golf Channel yesterday. At least his father should be able to give him some wise counsel on how to deal with the agony of defeat, right? [NYP]