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Robert Pattinson's Bowel Movements Will Not Be Reported Here

Foster Kamer · 09/20/09 10:15AM

If sparkly vampires shit in the woods, would you listen? Did Michael Jackson drink Pepsi? Is Amy Winehouse on drugs again? Does being Ashley Durpre get you invited to parties? Is Jay-Z still gangster? Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: