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Americans, Who Are All Doctors, Embrace "Gluten-Free" Crap
Hamilton Nolan · 09/16/13 09:31AMJohn and Jane Doe, residents of 123 Main Street, Anytown, USA, are just your perfectly average American consumers: board-certified gastroenterologists, who will only purchase "Gluten-Free" food items, because they have scientifically confirmed their own celiac sensitivity with extensive medical testing.