An 80-year-old man in Florida (of course) was caught putting his business in a rest stop glory hole and tried to get out of being arrested by offering to do landscaping work at the policemen's homes. Talk about a hoe!

Salty sailor and homoerotic harasser Rep. Eric Massa (D-NY) recently described a naked confrontation with Rahm Emanuel in the Congressional gym's locker room, where they "don't have shower curtains." They need Extreme Makeover: House of Representatives Edition.