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Oprah Winfrey opened her final season today by trying to one-up her car giveaway when she announced that she's taking her entire audience on an Australian vacation. And John Travolta's flying them down! And the audience freaked out! Videos inside.

For years, Oprah had the market cornered on the "Audience of Banshees" whenever she gave away a refrigerator. Now with Oprah stepping aside, Ellen is giving away her own junk—and her audience can scream.