If you haven't seen "Girl Getting Hit With Shovel," the best action and comedy film of the year (according to respected film review site Deadspin), you're doing yourself a grave disservice. If you have, you'll be able to better appreciate this mashup of A-Ha's "Take On Me" and the sound of a flying shovel making contact with a teen girl's head and shoulders.

Teonna Monae Brown—the Baltimore woman charged last week for a beating up a transgender McDonald's patron while a passive crowd made videos—may have been a repeat offender. The Smoking Gun reports that the 18-year-old had previously been arrested for punching a mother of two in the face, then beating her with an umbrella, then trying to rip out her hair, while friends attacked the lady's daughters. Just as ogres like to hide under bridges and terrorize passing billygoats, violent jerks apparently like to hang out at McDonald's and beat the snot out of strangers.

Everyone hates it when other people eat on the subway. It stinks. It's gross. Just stop eating your takeout food on the subway, people. (Does not apply to me, if I'm hungry).

The police department of Lincoln, Nebraska has a crimestoppers website where they post America's Most Wanted-like videos about local criminals. Today's entry: an uncomfortably anthropological girlfight play-by-play featuring a Mickey Mouse hat, flying hair, and a public bus.

What is going on over at the Times? Rush & Molloy bring word of a recent gir-scuffle on the Styles desk between fashion gal Anita LeClerc and her boss, deputy editor Mary Ann Giordano. The altercation was apparently about turf issues—vague! We'd like to know more, please—and was initially restricted to harsh words. However, when Giordano attempted to defuse the situation,