The sports-themed chain restaurant/tourist trap ESPN Zone shut down five U.S. locations today, including the one in Times Square. One less place in NYC for you to never go to except when your cousins from Duluth visit! [Image via Getty]

Does California gubernatorial candidate Meg Whitman's violent temper and bullying behavior run in the family? The billionaire ex-eBay CEO's son was charged with felony battery for breaking a woman's ankle after her friend said "Fuck you" and "Fuck your fraternity."

Are you a boss? Do you want to be beloved? Do you know what Oprah just gave to every single staffer of O, the Oprah Magazine?

In your womp-filled Wednesday media column: Greta Van Susteren will never leave your TV screen, an ad blogger gets an ad job, Benoit Denizet-Lewis is a Good Man, and the FT is the paper of the future.

We were skeptical at first, but now Bristol Palin told Good Morning America "Levi and I are turning a new page here as co-parents...and putting aside the past." That's not an admission they're shacking up again, but it sounds close!

Still trying to figure out who you're supporting in the World Cup? How about North Korea? They might be playing as representatives of a starving hellhole ruled by a brutal, insane dictator. But their coach has an invisible telephone!

Tesla said it aims to raise $180 million in a June 29 IPO, nearly double its original plans. Analysts are skeptical, given that the Silicon Valley electric-car maker has no product to sell for two years. Then there's the divorce.

This morning Page Six ran an item that alum-turned-author Paula Froelich recently posed nude for an oil painting. Well, we got our hands on a photo of one of the canvases.

Charlie Sheen's life is like a gossip feedback loop. It's a never-ending cycle of drugs, floozies, domestic squabbles, and arrests. Adding to the strange repetition are that his cars are regularly being driven off cliffs. Why does this keep happening?

[Good thing the World Cup is a soccer competition, and not a "dress like a goddamn maniac" competition, because otherwise, the Japanese would already have won and we'd all have to go home. Pic via Getty]

Former eBay CEO and wannabe California Governor Meg Whitman is known to have some, uh, anger issues. And now The New York Times says "Evil Meg" got physical with one employee in 2007, shoving her over... a Second Life interview?

[Florida Governor Charlie Crist simultaneously dispels those gay rumors and shows the media the state hasn't been affected by the BP oil spill at a press conference on the beach in Miami today. Image via Getty]

Following our recent posts on American Apparel's hiring practices and general business practices, the company issued the following statement on its website today. And Dov Charney included his phone number:

These days we use celebrities for everything, so why not get one to clean up one of our greatest natural disasters? Kevin Costner's gizmo that separates oil from water might be just what BP needs to save Louisiana's shores.

Mark Zuckerberg recently bought an iPhone. But the mobile phone is not very mobile, and not much of a phone, the Facebook CEO says.

Praise be the gods of tabloid: Brad Pitt's chin scraggle of horror is gone. Lindsay Lohan's paid appearances are increasingly desperate. Joe Jackson blames his wife for Michael's death. Monday gossip starts the week with a clean slate.

America was stricken Tony Awards fever on Sunday night! Well, maybe not fever. America was stricken by Tony Awards nagging-sore-throat-that-goes-away-after-a-cup-of-tea on Sunday Night! Want to know which famous people were given awards to entice people to watch?

AT&T sent out an email to all Apple 3G iPad owners on Sunday night, apologizing for, and trying to explain, the breach that exposed some 114,000 email addresses, blaming the incident on the "malicious" work of "hackers."

[Michelle Obama gave the crowd a wave after addressing the graduating class of D.C.'s Anacostia Senior High School today. Image via Getty]

New York's upcoming Gay Pride parade was already rerouted and shortened a mile due to city budget cuts. Now West Village residents along one block of the new route want it diverted again so gays won't trample their precious flowers.