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Starbucks Happily Full of Guns

Hamilton Nolan · 03/02/10 10:42AM

Starbucks is ground zero for gun nuts now! Survivalists, modern-day militiamen, and muttering crazies all prefer Sbux-brand lattes! No longer will Starbucks be seen as a safe haven for liberal pussies! The shooting starts soon.