"For about two months Frank Gumina has driven a 1974 Volkswagen Thing around with a Georgia tag that reads HA8 JWZ.

Stopping by Good Morning America this morning to support Bobby and to fulfill her biweekly quota of image-rehabilitating public appearances in which she assures the world that partying until 6 a.m. on a nightly basis has no deleterious effect on her work ethic, Lindsay Lohan claimed that she had never even seen the now-infamous letter from Morgan Creek head James G. Robinson informing the actress that all hangover-obscuring, exhaustion-related excuses for skipping work on Georgia Rule would no longer be tolerated, a missive read by roughly every living person in the entertainment industry within ten minutes of its publication on The Smoking Gun. We suppose it's possible that she never received it, as it was originally addressed to her temporary home at the Chateau Marmont, and not to a location where she spends the majority of her time. Accordingly, we'd suggest that any future employers needing to communicate urgent messages about unacceptable set absences have their letters delivered by hand to Lohan's favorite bathroom stall at Hyde, or to the emergency room at Cedars Sinai, the two places she'd most likely be found on days she misses her call times.

In an interview with Access Hollywood (video available here), Jane Fonda offered some surprisingly frank thoughts on the exploits of her persistently underhydrated and unaccounted for Georgia Rule co-star, Lindsay Lohan: