Monsanto is a $58 billion multinational Pesticide-'n-Frankenfood corporation that has moved on from selling Agent Orange to its new business of patenting actual seed genomes and then suing farmers who try to grow crops without paying the Monsanto corporation. Who could be opposed to such a thing. Only the elites, clearly.

Like us, you're probably dying to try AquAdvantage® salmon, right? Well, the FDA won't make its producers label the fish as genetically modified! Good, because according to a guy from the Biotechnology Industry Organization, "Extra labeling only confuses the consumer."