Judge Rules Gay Softball League Must Be Filled with 100% Penis-Loving Dudes
Seth Abramovitch · 06/03/11 02:50AMA federal judge in Seattle ruled that organizers of the Gay Softball World Series can continue to enforce their rule of allowing a maximum of only two "non-gay" players per team. The decision came in a lawsuit filed by three San Francisco men from a team called D2, whose second-place finish in 2008 was nullified because they are bisexual, not gay, and therefore broke the gay softball covenant to keep vagina-lovers out of the outfield. (Unless it's lesbian softball, in which case, good luck with that.)