All gay all day television channel Logo is currently filming the second season of everyone's favorite gay housewives show The A List: New York and they've just started production on The A List: Dallas. We've uncovered new cast members on both.

Bravo, the second-gayest place on earth (after Liza Minnelli's boudoir), is reportedly reconsidering airing a "gay housewives" show to compete with Logo's The A-List. Bravo's gay mascot Andy Cohen sorta denied it, but we're still holding out hope.

The company that produces Logo's abominable "gay housewives" show The A-List is branching out to other cities. Watch out, Dallas and Los Angeles, producers are on the hunt for your vapid queens.

Just like with troubled school children, the problems of gay housewives start at home. Not only are there design disasters and petty arguments, but secret boyfriends and lies about size. Let's peer into their scary world.

A gay man is measured by many things—his looks, his accomplishments, his connections—but there's only one measurement that matters. In the second episode of Logo's "gay housewives" show The A-List, the gentlemen are already talking about dick size.

The Gay Housewives have finally landed on all-gay channel Logo and it wasn't with a splash or a crash, but more like the sound of a million heads exploding from agony. Man, this show was even worse than we imagined.

The trailer for Logo's "gay housewives" project, The A-List, is chock full of all the stereotypes you'd expect: gold-digging, fashion, parties, shopping, lisping, and Speedoes. Yes, we'll be watching—and cringing.

We got wind of the cast of Logo's new "gay housewives" show. And it's filled with just the fame-hungry, attractive, horrible people you could have imagined. They're all models! This is going to be a fantastic mess.

Since all the real power gays refused to be on the show Logo's "gay housewives" project got the one guy who wouldn't say no: professional arm candy and reality TV vet Reichen Lehmkuhl.

Logo's gay housewives show must have scared off potential participants with the name "Kept," so it was given a new title and direction. But producers still plan to feature buff, beautiful Gay-listers. And they're still casting. Lucky you!

Logo announced today that it picked up the "gay housewives" show Kept, to launch in October, but they're still looking for one more cast member. Maybe that's because some gay-listers have already turned it down. Like who?