Do you really want to know what Spencer and Heidi were wearing in Midtown today? Our stalker has the deets.

Emailed stalker sighting: "Tonight I spotted Alec Baldwin around 7:30pm at the French Roast Cafe on 11th Street West and 6th Avenue. He was was drunk and standing at the bar with a woman and a man. He had his arm around the woman a few times, and seemed to be falling all over her. Alec seemed to be meeting the couple there, because they all left together shortly after he arrived."

Emailed stalker sighting: "Just saw Ivanka Trump going through security at LaGuardia. Pretty in person, with perfect skin, she has nice legs but a surprisingly rectangularly-shaped bottom. Traveling with a very inbred English-upper-class-looking public school boy."

An excited tipster got a pleasant yet sobering view of the world last Friday, when she spotted someone so peculiar, so beguiling that it changed her very idea of reality TV celebrity. There, on the 6 train just like everyone else, was Ramona from Real Housewives of New York City. She looked tacky and desperate of course, but also a bit more human, rumbling through the tunnels with the masses. Full Stalker report after the jump.

A stalker tipster reports seeing, just now, Meadow's boyfriend Finn from the Sopranos and Brenda's crazy brother Billy from Six Feet Under working out simultaneously in the weight room at the SoHo Equinox. Jeremy Sisto, aka Billy, is "surprisingly beefy," according to the tipster, while Will "Finn" Janowitz looked "skinny - had seen him there before." Both must have been engrossed in exercise, because neither star noticed the other, even though their defunct HBO shows overlapped.

Emailed stalker sighting of Gossip Girl star: "Chase Crawford, Working out at Chelsea Equinox around 7:45PM tonight. When he walked in, collective gasp from all the girls (by 'girls' i mean gays and girls). He was dressed like a Cobra Kai, but less 80s and more smoldering."

Who's had it better after the breakup? If you can't tell from the photo, our stalker and a delivery guy can explain it to you, after the jump.

Words vs. real pictures - which makes you feel less invasive when you send your sighting to stalker@gawker.com or check out the map? Newer, old-fashioned stalker sighting, sans stalker-snapped iPhonePhoto, of Adrien Brody after the jump.

Emailed stalker sighting of the film actor: "Adrien Brody and cute girl just sat down at the bar at Japonica" in the West(ish) Village. Click thumb for full-sized iPhone pic.

The animatronic twins are lunching at Balthazar, on Spring Street, according to the paparazzi waiting at the corner of Crosby. Hurry!

When we exposed quirky downtown actress Parker Posey's dog as being the devil yesterday, everybody chimed in with their own story! Parker Posey, control your dog! From New York to L.A., there have been multiple disastrous run-ins with little Gracie, starting with "her brother kicked my dog," and ending at the Chateau Marmont.

Parker Posey, the increasingly eccentric actress, tells Page Six Magazine that Gawker is "the devil". That's hardly a surprise: it's only since Gawker spies began tracking Posey's erratic trail through downtown New York, with her badly-behaved pooch, that terrorized fellow shoppers have been able to exact retribution. Laia writes: "I was in a store in Soho and actress Parker Posey was in there too with her (obnoxious) dog. The dog was sniffing my handbag, trying to get my left-over croissant. Posey apologized but all glibly, so I sent her dog to hell in Spanish. Anyways, the important thing happened afterwards. She dropped a white silk blouse on the floor-and the dog peed on it. Another customer noticed it and asked me if it was my blouse, or my dog. Certainly not my dog, I answered. Posey picked up the blouse, gave it to the sales person and left the store."

High-class prostitutes are no different than any other women trying to get male attention. Here's Ashley Alexandra Dupré, the 22-year-old hooker who slept with Eliot Spitzer, putting on a free girl-on-girl dance show in a restaurant a few months ago. Ashley, known to the New York Governor and other clients as Kristen, is the girl on the left. Thanks, N, for the cameraphone clip. (Incidentally, this is a sign of a new era in trashy journalism. Ashley has left a much wider trail, in web pages, amateur music, and video footage, than characters in the sex scandals of earlier decades.)

Stalker spotted A-Ol at some dance thingy and managed to trash her and follow it up with a swift compliment. Pretty ambivalent, which is generally how I feel about Les Olsens, too. I can't tell if they're pretty, or if I'm just used to their faces, having grown up watching Michelle Tanner and all those awful mystery-adventure series videos that relatives would buy me, even though I was clearly too old for the genre. Sighting after the jump.

At least it wasn't a blackberry. Stalker says she was at NYU's Wasserman Center for Career Development when Iman complained that she had to talk for a whole hour. Given, models are not known for their elocution. Sez Iman was a a total "bi-otch"—the closest I've seen to actually calling someone a biotech. Maxim's style guide says it should be beeyotch. How do you spell it? Sighting after the jump.

"Saw Linds this afternoon exiting Mercer Kitchen to a smattering of paps. Very fit looking, taller and rather fabulous in person. Great hair. Overall, I think now I may actually like her. And those boots!" [Thanks, Chris!]

If his behavior at gay bars is any indication, Tim Gunn has a sad. A tipster writes that the white haired, perfectly groomed Project Runway mentor was spotted at The Townhouse last night, alone and upset.

We report, you decide. This week in baby rumors, is Natasha Lyonne preggers? Last time we stalked caught up with our favorite crazee, she looked "clean, clear eyed and smiled a lot" with Chloe Seviggasygny. Now, our stalker says she has a bun in the oven. What do you think? Not is she pregnant, but SHOULD she be pregnant? What is in store for the baby, being the spawn of a celebrity? How much will Natasha get for the pics? Sighting after the jump.

Right now! Signing autographs! Detective Mike Logan! Deets after the jump.

12:15pm. 68th & Lexington. An Escalade stopped illegally in front of a bus stop and a cop was about to tell the driver to move when he noticed Rudy Giuliani in the backseat. Rudy got out for a few minutes while talking on a cellphone before entering another vehicle and driving off. Nine minutes later he arrived in the same spot again and switched yet again to another car. Pretty bizarre, really bald.