Each week, a reader comment per day is selected for inclusion and veneration in the Gold Star Motel. But this week was Hanukah, so we decided to only consider comments on Gabe-related posts. Standards of excellence are still, as usual, arbitrary, fluid, and contradictory. The reward is strictly honorary (at best). This week:
Re: Gawker Pinup Gallery
worst_1_yet: "I was wondering how long it would take to make the post asking "How Much Ambien Do I Need to Off Myself?" look positively principled by comparison, but I think I've got my answer."