Here is a video of a man challenging a Disney character actor to a push-up contest and losing. Lesson: do not challenge a man whose job it is to portray the strongest man in town to a push-up contest.

• Madonna has her own Kabbalah counselor on staff to help her deal with her anger at soon-to-be-ex husband Guy Ritchie, who is just a terrible gold digger or something. A gold-digging famous movie director who hangs out with Jude Law and Robert Downey Jr. It's sad, really.