If we were even slightly lamer than we are, we would start this post by saying "Freeze! Put your hands in the air...if you LOVE Reno 911!" But we're not that lame. We, like, totally rule. So we won't say that. We'll just mention that it's not every day that someone makes a movie based on a TV show without at least having Ben Stiller or Owen Wilson involved, so we were very excited to see that Reno 911!: Miami, coming out this Friday, was completely Stillson free. It's also not every day that you get to see the host of Clean House walking down Miami beach in a Baywatch one-piece and a fat suit. Style Network, HOLLA! After the jump, Kate photographs the Tribeca Cinema Series screening of Reno 911!: Miami, and Gabriel Delahaye does not review the movie.

• The Gabriel Delahaye phone number experience comes to a close. [Lindsayism]
  

We kind of can't believe the bidding is still only at $30. Come on, people, act now! As you can see, Gabe is getting bored of sitting around, clutching a wad of cash and waiting for your call.

• Gabriel Delahaye doesn't give his phone number out to just anyone. You gotta buy that shit! [eBay]
  

We teased your cock yesterday, but today we're gonna grab that sucker with both hands and rub it up and down until it splooges. That's right, here's the full boat: The first installment of the Gawker Pinup Gallery, a recurring feature that is in no way tongue-in-cheek, but is, in fact, a serious testament to the massively important figures who have gained entry into the charmed circle that is New York new media society, shot in a style that best reflects their majesty. The link below takes you to the gallery of Gabriel Delahaye ( Unethicist, Team Party Crash, Worker #3116, etc.) whose beauty and vigor has been captured by our own Nikola Tamindzic. Please keep the Kleenex near your monitor: You'll need it.

Enjoy this brief tease of the first Gawker Pinup Gallery, featuring Gabriel Delahaye of Unethicist, Team Party Crash, and Worker #3116 fame, and shot by our own Nikola Tamindzic. Tomorrow you'll get the full holiday-friendly Gabe gallery for your viewing self-pleasure, with pinup galleries of other individuals to follow. Start clearing off display space in the bedroom to celebrate this new era of fine portraiture.