Jonah Goldberg, a Republican National Review columnist, is a white man. Do you think this means that he is not attuned to the nuances of race in America? You are wrong.

Of the ongoing battle against the stubborn head lice infestation at Indiana's Huntington University, one campus official says, "We feel like we're turning a good corner here."

Danny Donaduce has hidden his impressive nunchuck-wielding skills from the world, until now. The video, along with the musical accompaniment of U2, speaks for itself.

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Breaking: Val Kilmer is wandering around a US Congressional office building by himself, for some reason. [Politico]

Hey, so! Emily here. Just so you know, I'm going on vacation tomorrow through the day after Christmas, something I'd been planning to do before I decided to give the longest notice ever. I'll be back for a few magical days at the end of the month. Ideas about stunts I should pull then would be appreciated—send them! I really have no idea what to do. I don't have an enemies list or a link to Josh's secret blog or, really, that many cat pictures I haven't already posted.