If waiting until tonight's It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is too much for you, and you need your Devito fix right away, why not check out this art-house short written and directed by David "I wrote Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet.

Seth Galifianakis hasn't been given a large platform since panning his brother Zach in Live at the Purple Onion. Here he gets to grill Sean Penn about Penn puns and what it's like to hang with Jack Nicklaus/Nicholson.

Yep. He has one right now. Also today: Cruise's wife gets in bed with two people, but only one man, Scream 4 adds some more victims, a Glee rumor appears true, and some sexy nerd ladies arrive at SyFy's doorstep.

Each August for the past 80 years, the men and women of Sturgis, SD (and many who travel there) gather for their annual Motorcycle Rally. This year, they had a very special surprise guest: Pee-wee Herman. Watch what happened inside.

Absolut Vodka commissioned Zach to make an ad for their ongoing artist series. He invited Tim and Eric to help him, and the result is a randomly funny ad sketch that barely mentions vodka.

Jack McBrayer, better known as Kenneth Parcell on 30 Rock, offers advice on how to better your own social standing through the lost art of home invasion via this new Funny or Die video. Get your learn on, inside!

Not that kind of sex tape, you pervert! Eva Mendes is practical, duh, and that's why she's decided to release her own brand of tape that "Secures EXtremely well," giving her the perfect acronym. Watch Mendes pitch her product inside.

Do you know what brostitution is? If this Funny or Die trailer for a documentary about the brostitute trade is to be believed, it's when bros offer non-sexual companionship to other bros for money, via pimp Tim Roth. Video inside.

In certain social situations, men and women are threatened by those they view as more attractive. Often, they resort to insulting intelligence as a defense, as Greg Grunberg and Janeane Garofalo do in this video.

Another day, another great Funny or Die exclusive. This time, Jewel disguised herself—prosthetic nose and all—as a homely businesswoman, visited a Santa Monica karaoke bar and sang a couple of her songs. The results were awesome. Video inside.

When we said we had Mad Men fever, we meant it. Two members of the show's cast are featured in this Funny or Die video in which a girl stands before a committee for patents to sex acts.

What's the best way to deal with a porn parody about the hilarious-but-canceled show you were on? Watch and review it for the world to enjoy! Reno: 911 stars Thomas Lennon and Ben Garant do just that in this video.

Will Ferrell and Craig Robinson bring us a song dedicated to one of the world's longest standing institutions: Bat Fight.

Somehow it doesn't seem like this video will fill the void that Breaking Bad fans are looking for. This Funny or Die video stylizes the show to be an ABC sitcom. If you're shuddering, you're not alone.

Remember the worst Wedding DJ ever, who slapped that woman's boobs on stage? The internet-obsessed kids at Urlesque decided to track the guy down for an interview. This, and a reenactment by Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell inside.

The Funny or Die people have given their insight as to what Conan's real thoughts were during his interview with Steve Kroft. It was only a matter of time.

Fans of ex-Saturday Night Live player Michaela Watkins can breath easy today: she's the star of the latest Funny or Die parody. Written by Diablo Cody, this NSFW parody of HBO's Hung (hopefully) marks the start of Michaela's triumphant return.

Funny or Die has become floppy haired and non-threatening after a full scale takeover by teen sensation Justin Bieber. He talks loudly in libraries, swims directly after he eats and boldly tries to convince us that he's a boy.

Johnny Cash, Ray Charles, why not Weird Al? In a trailer that's almost too good to be true, it examines the rise and fall of Mr. Yankovic. Sex, drugs, and polka, y'all.

What's a team of writers to do when they manage to get Oscar winner Marion Cotillard, and Oscar nominees Taraji P. Henson and Lesley-Ann Warren in a room together? Create an ad for "Forehead Tittaes", plastic boobs for your face.