Today's New York magazine serves up a massive "OMG, did you know? Offices!" package, starring an insane, useless, and quite still exhaustive look into who gets smoothies with whom at ad agency Publicis New York. (Remember, they were so excited about being photographed!) What did we learn about Publicis? NOTHING. Smoothies? Sorry, is someone not doing someone in this office? So we decided to go behind the scenes at another Manhattan workplace and bring to light the tensions therein. After all, this sort of feature is way too stupid and easy to not be ripped-off on the cheap.