Sam's Club—which is owned by Wal-Mart, which is basically one of the more awful corporations in America—just announced 11,200 job cuts. What's surprising is that those cuts are coming from an essential Sam's Club experience: samples.

Slate film critic Dana Stevens is temporarily off my shit list for correctly noting that "The Host" was one of the best 10 movies of 2007—I'd forgotten that! And it so was! Bonus: Remember how great Anthony Lane's review was? (And also Dana is A-OK for giving an honorable mention to the DVD release of "Idiocracy." Temporarily!) [Slate]

OH MY GOD. THE FOX BUSINESS CHANNEL WEBSITE. DYING. It's like Idiocracy got remade by Michael Bay starring Steven Seagal and then they turned the volume up to 11! IT IS ABSURD. [Fox Business]